Been Busy...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know - been busy (actually working...). I am well aware the last time I wrote was on August 1st (you really don't need to continually remind me, thank you very much), I was working on videos... Besides, this month marks my one year anniversary for the website, and I have entertained over 100,000 of you (and I wasn't even trying - that was easy). My goal for next year, however, is 1,000,000+ (I have plans... mwa, ha, ha!) Yes, the volume is getting turned up - kicking ass, taking names, and all that good stuff. This page is the last episode (cliffhanger and all...) of the Reality Season - stay tuned for the next Season - Let's Rock! (It's going to be really exciting - lots of explosions and stuff...) The advantages of being a fucked-up person (and a Deity), I have all kinds of ideas flitting about in my little head, AND can make them happen - be afraid...

I Decree

I have decreed that in order to implement some of these ideas, me and my faithfuls are going to have a weekly Kristin meeting (we all know it's all about ME!). You really have to love the irony here, me being a social introvert and all... The demands on my social time have become quite tasking (nobody ever said having fun wasn't a lot of work). So, September 20th is the first official Club Kristin meeting, by invitation only (if you want to be invited, e-mail me) it's a very exclusive club - you have to know the right people (that would be me). All followers arrive on your Harley's adorned in animal skins, BYOG (that's Bring Your Own Girls for those of you who can't keep up...).

I'm Always Serious

Anyway, seriously (although I was being serious) for those of you who have expressed interest with ideas and talents and all - oh, I don't know like the aspiring photographers and all of you who have offered advice on various subjects (I was quite entertained, thank you...) - here's your chance. However, what I really need is someone to run the video cameras, edit film, and/or a photographer who will a) actually show up, b) be available, c) can work in the field, and d) not get so giddy/distracted they can't take pictures (option D. being the biggest problem so far - although it has been entertaining...). Oh yeah, someone who is not afraid of fast Girls, fast cars, Harley's, guns, and most especially - ME! I also need someone who can do some HTML work - for real - MS Word and Frontpage don't count...

The Kristin Band

Ooh, ooh, and I almost forgot - the Kristin Band - coming soon... (All I need is a drummer, a lead guitarist, a bass guitarist, a singer, some backup singers, an orchestra and an amphitheater, and I'll be all set! Oh yeah, can't forget the keyboards...) Contact: oh - I need someone to organize and manage it, too. I want this, and Nick said it was okay if I have my own band, therefore, I shall have it. And, if you want to get your stuff in front of a million+ people over the next year - I have the power - here's your chance - but, I get what I want - my own band dedicated to ME (we all know I always get what I want) - me, me, me, it's all about ME! The Kristin Band, la, la, la, woo, woo, woo - ooh - the Kristin Band and The Perfect Girl Dancers & Burlesque Show (the Trailer for next season...). Damn! I need the movie announcer guy...